308 Linden Boulevard,

Brooklyn, NY 11226

Con: It’s an ADA death den. Do not live in or stay in it—that most eastern facing unit on the 4th floor: Labeled 4B as of this writing. New ≠ Healthy

Cons and pros listed here are for the next building iterations that get constructed and for the Owner’s/Property Management’s immediate attention.

Pro: Relatively new building

Pro: Mail room for packages

Pro: Ceiling height

Pro: Rooftop, watch your step though

Pro: In building laundry with hot water

Pro: Dual use door hinges

Pro: Ample outlets

Pro: Gym ~all to yourself!

Pro & Con: ↑ Camera surveillance

Pro: Tenant App

Pro: Oven

Pro: Range with on-off awareness clicker

Pro: I do not personally know the Property Owner so cannot approve of them at this time.

ADA death den: Again, do not live in or stay in the most eastern facing unit on the 4th floor of 308 Linden Boulevard; Labeled 4B as of this writing.

Why: Sensory Space assault → Metro Tar Train Air (whatever it is), Secondhand Tobacco Smoke, Environmental Tobacco Smoke, pipe smoke, roach smoke, cannabis smoke, sewage-esque fumes, unknown toxic chemical like odors (non-cleaning), and the incense that masks them; deliberately or inadvertently assaulting your leased space.

Con: Ventilation needs to be on 24/7 to preempt the Why written above, thus increasing your electricity bill. Without electricity, 4B is even more of a death den.

Con: South facing room is Uninhabitable at times due to the Why written above. DO NOT SLEEP IN THAT ROOM even with the windows open. Barricading/sealing its door is not the absolute solution.

Con & Pro: ¿Carpet installation above and below will only mask the problems. Same goes for insertable outlet covers.

Con: All windows must be closed during cold mornings to preempt vehicle exhaust fumes from noticeably affecting your lungs and heart, thus making you choose which poisons to inhale.

Con: Regardless of temperature, non-flammable wall dust goes into your lungs and eyes.

Con: Toxic industrial scents from outside on occasion.

Con: Kitchen sink is in a corner where toxic air accumulates.

Con: Shared wall/floors።

Con: Violent bass. A cause of heart arrhythmias and cardiac arrest.

Con: Your focused attention, sleep cycles, and health are severed, disrupted, and or harmed by the Con listed below ↓

Con: ‘In Unit Sensory Space’ is occupied at any given time by ~1-5 neighbours. ¿Solvable with evictions, materials science, and human centered Sensory Space design; And or Sensory Space Law.

Con: ¿Total rent price isn’t divisible by the number of people deliberately or inadvertently occupying your leased space.

Con & Pro: Elevator thuds.

Con & Pro: Camera surveillance

Con: Ceiling vents and microwave vent noise may gradually degrade your hearing.

Con: If you're not of a certain height or not in a wheelchair, then the height of the countertops, sinks, mirror, and stove will gradually degrade posture and musculoskeletal health. $: Height filter feature is needed for apartment/home hunting sites.

Con: No hot water in unit when without electricity.

Con: The button noise on the microwave can’t be turned off it seems, which may or may not sever your neighbors attention. And it gives away your location.

Con: Gym door and windows MUST BE OPEN to preempt/defend against the noxious air quality that makes your vision blurry and or your head feeling weird if in there for too long.

Con: Gym paint chip dust hits your eyeballs.

Con & Pro: Buzzer on gym and laundry doors.

Con: The motivational words on the gym walls are subjectively cliché. Evokes a smile though.

Con: Sewage like fumes emitting from those black roof pipes are near to where you might host guests. The same-similar scent enters 4B at times.

Con: Nationwide issue → nearby air brakes, ambulance, fire truck, & police sirens unnecessarily sever the attention of and disrupt the peace of tens, hundreds, or thousands of residents when emitting those piercing radial sound waves. $: A good solvable infrastructure/abuse of power/vehicular/domestic violence/curfew problem someone can go build company(s) on.

Con: Near an intersection.

Con: Density, too many neighbours.

Con: Narrow width sidewalks on Linden+

Con: Nearest trains are underground.

Con: 4B is a death den.

Con: NATIONWIDE ISSUE → ‘On Property Sensory Space / In Unit Sensory Space’ is occupiable at any given time by parties not on your Lease or Land.

Rid neighbourhood of culprits / iteratively perfect building

Spacious units, nice rooftop, beautiful finishes

the management is a real killer. getting them to do anything is a headache and they are incredibly unprofessional