The Roach Lifestyle Chose Me
Pros
Saved a lot of money because I stopped ordering things. Every package would get stolen.
Cons
I ended up divvying up my apt up into sections, the places my gf and I lived, and the places the roaches lived. Harmony only existed when I let them thrive. The 12 times the exterminator came, every unanswered email from landlord begging them to get rid of these roaches - only made it worse. My gf once found a dead roach in her ear, we try not to think about that day. Ultimately, I chose to accept the Roach Lifestyle and I’m a better man for it. There was a leak upstairs that made a water stain in the bathroom. Maintenance came the next day and painted over the stain.
Advice to the owners
Please get rid of the roaches.