Live in a spacious slum!
Pros
Two entrances for the apartments and the neighborhood can’t be beat.
Cons
Where to begin? So many thing wrong with this dump! To make things easier, I’ll just list them. -Horribly shallow closets. Could t close the door if you had normal sized hangers up. - Enormous gaps between floor and wall, so high allowed all manner of vermin to get in. - Shower door installed wrong. - Pieces if floor would break off for no reason. - The heat was oppressive and if you tried to turn off the radiators, they would leak. -Most of the windows were busted and landlord never got around to fix them, even though he took measurements twice and it was a condition on our lease. -Hallway and staircases were filthy, colored shit brown (like, why?) - Staircases we’re not up to code. The steps were so shallow that you always felt like you might fall. - We fixed up one of the closets and as soon as we moved out, he ripped everything we built out. Without the custom work we did, that closet is useless. - There is a totally pointless radiator in the kitchen. Incidentally, the only new one in the whole apartment. Also the only one without holes in the floor underneath. - The landlord installed a washer and dryer in the basement that only the family in the first floor could use.
Advice to the owners
Stop being such a filthy slumlord! Fix what you say you’re going to fix and get someone competent! That building is a disaster.